[Mellow Island Music]
[Wind Chimes Tinkling]
♪ ♪
[Fishermen Calling To One Another]
[Laughter]
>> [Speaking Native Language]
>> No, Thanks, Kimo.
[Suspenseful Music]
>> Kimo, Help!
There's A Man In The Surf!
♪ ♪
>> Come On. Easy With Him.
>> Mama, Come Quick!
Mama!
Mama! Mama!
>> [Gasps] My Goodness, Boy, What Is It?
>> There...A Man.
I Found Him Just About Drowned!
He's Bad Off, Mom.
[Excited Chatter]
>> He's Heavy.
>> Oh, Brother.
>> He's Hurt, He's Hurt.
>> Here, Now, What You Boys Doing Here
Making Noise In The Night Time?! >> It's All Right, Liliha.
They've Brought A Man Who Needs Some Help.
Uh, The Side Room.
Kimo.
>> Take It Easy Now.
[Men Chattering]
>> Up, Up, Up, Up, Up.
>> All Right, You Boys,
Don't Stand Around Where You Don't Belong.
>> Liliha, We'll Need Hot Water, Alcohol,
And Swabs, Quickly.
>> Yes, Miss Maca.
>> Morning, Kimo.
>> Good Morning, Little Maca.
>> How Do You Feel?
>> Well, I've-- I've Felt Worse.
I Just Can't Remember When.
Who Are You?
>> I'm Booton.
>> I Asked You A Straight-On Question, Boy.
No Foolin', Sir, That's My Name--Booton Macavoy.
>> Where Are We?
>> In Mom's Spare Bedroom.
>> No, Where In The World Are We?
>> Oh, Well, We're On Kauai.
>> What's That?
>> One Of The Islands. The Sandwich Islands.
>> How Far Is That From Texas?
>> Oh, Well, To Tell You The Truth,
I Don't Think You Can Get There From Here.
>> At All?
>> I Went To Honolulu Once, Though.
>> It's Not As Bad As My Son Says.
>> Oh, Good Mornin', Ma'am.
>> Honolulu Is A Couple Of Day's Sail From Here.
Are You Feeling Better?
>> Well, I'm Beginning To Make Some Recovery.
Yes, Ma'am.
>> And You, Young Man,
You're Not Even Supposed To Be Here.
Now Scoot.
>> I Was Just Trying To Help.
>> If You Really Mean That, Son, I Could, Uh--
I Could Use Some Shave And Soap And A Straight Razor.
Kinda Get Out From Underneath This.
>> Can He Use Dad's Razor, Mama?
>> Well, Not If Your Man Feels Strongly About It.
Some Do.
>> My Husband Passed Away Two Years Ago.
>> I'm Sorry To Hear That, Ma'am.
>> You Know Where Your Father's Things Are.
I'm Henrietta Macavoy.
>> Well, I'm Pleased To Meet You, Ma'am.
>> You're Lucky To Survive, You Know.
>> Mm.
Well, You Can't Drown If You Was Meant For Something Worse.
It's Just A Figure Of Speech.
Just The Me And The Sea, We Don't Get Along Together.
>> Oh, Then You Did Come Off A Ship.
>> Come Off. Yes, Ma'am, I Think That's The Right--
I Just Wish I'd Never Got On.
>> You're Not A Deserter?
>> As The Lord As My Witness, Ma'am, I'm A Wronged Man.
>> That May Be, Mister...
>> Costain. Lincoln Costain.
My Friends Call Me Linc.
>> Mr. Costain, I Suggest As Soon As You're Well Enough
You Get Yourself Back To Your Ship.
>> Get Back?
I Was Shanghaied, Ma'am!
>> Good Morning, Boss.
You Looking Handsome Already.
Liliha Make You Some Good Soup.
Fix Your Body Up Proper.
>> Just What Might That Be, Ma'am?
>> Make This From Raw Fish,
Some Lizard Powder, And Dry Squid.
>> She Said It'd Put Hair On My Chest,
But All It Did Was Make Me Gag Till My Eyes Watered.
>> Booton, Behave Yourself.
>> If It's All The Same To You, Miss Lily--
>> Liliha.
You Take Some. Go Ahead.
You Like, No?
>> Uh, No, No. That's Pretty Bad, That Is.
Actually, I'm Not Very Hungry.
If I Could Just Have My Pants So I Could Get Up...
[Steer Lowing]
>> Your Pants Were So Badly Torn,
We Had To Mend Them.
>> Mom, Mom, They're In The Garden Again
Tearing Up Everything!
>> What Is It?
What Is It, Boy? What's The Matter?
>> It's One Of The Animals-- A Big One.
He's Eating Up The Vegetables Again.
>> Get Out Of Here!
Get Out Of My Garden, You Hear Me?!
Get Out! Scat!
>> One Of The Animals? I'll Be Dogged.
You Didn't Tell Me You Had Cattle Around Here, Button.
>> Liliha! >> Booton.
We Don't. That Thing's Wild.
But I Sure Hope He Eats The Turnips.
>> Well, He May Be Wild, But He Ain't No Thing.
That's About 1,000 Pounds Of Prime Bull Out There.
>> You Stubborn, Willful, Worthless,
Misbegotten Beast!
>> That's A Right Nice Vocabulary, Miss Macavoy,
But You'll Never Talk Him Out Of There.
[Playful Music]
♪ ♪
[Steer Bellows]
>> Look At It. Just Look At It!
>> Is This Soup? >> Soup.
>> Oh, Hi, Costain.
>> Howdy, Barton. >> Booton!
Look What I Got For You.
>> Well, That's Right Nice Of You, Son,
But I'm Not Real Hungry Just Now.
I Just Ate.
>> No, It Ain't To Eat. It's A Real Hawaiian Hat.
For You. Do You Like It?
>> Like It?
Yeah, Yeah, It's, Uh...
It's Real Colorful, Ain't It?
>> Make You Look Real Pretty, Boss.
>> Put It On. It'll Be Great.
>> Well, It's Just A Little More Decorated
Than What I Had In Mind.
>> That's All Right.
Make You Look Real Hawaiian Style.
>> That Really Is Quite Becoming, You Know.
It's Time To Go Into Town, Booton.
>> Oh, I Don't Think I'll Go In Today, Mom.
I Got Some Things I've Been Planning To Do Around Here.
>> Well, All Right.
You Be Sure And Make Yourself Useful
While I'm Gone.
I'll Be Back By Supper.
>> Uh, Ma'am.
Ma'am, You Won't Forget To Ask About A Ship For Me, Will You?
>> I'll Check The Ships In Port
For A Work Passage Situation, Mr. Costain.
>> Thank You, Ma'am.
>> And If I Had A Good-Bye Kiss,
I Just Might Bring Home Some Rock Candy Too.
>> Bye, Mom. Have A Good Trip.
>> You Behave Yourself.
[Clicks Tongue] Come On, Tuck.
Come On. Come On.
[Dog Barking]
>> Hey, Son...
What's The Matter?
>> She's Probably Gonna See That Bryson.
>> Who's "That Bryson"?
>> Well, He's Some Old Man That Keeps Pestering Her
To Marry Him.
I Sure Hope She Don't.
>> Why Is That?
>> Well, He Wears Perfume, For One Thing.
He's Always Patting Me On The Head
And Calling Me "My Boy."
That's What He Always Says.
"Well, My Boy, You're Sprouting Up Like A Weed."
>> He Probably Thinks That's A Compliment.
>> Well, It's Not.
I'll Say This For Him, Though-- He's Got Good Rock Candy.
>> Oh, Well, That's A-- That's A Good Quality To Have.
A Lot Of Men Don't Have That.
Say, Uh, How 'Bout You Showing Me Around The Spread?
>> Sure. I'll Show You Where I Fished You Out First.
Down By The Cliffs There's Some Caves.
>> All Right, Hold It Up.
Can't See It All In Five Minutes.
>> I Do Wish You Would Begin To Take Me
A Little More Seriously, Henrietta.
>> I Do. You Know I Do.
>> Mmm.
You Know What A Disastrous Year Last Year Was.
Well, Our Prices Don't Look Any Better This Year,
And Then With The Increased Burden Of Taxes...
>> Oh, We'll Muddle Through.
We Always Have, Haven't We?
>> Yes, Well, That's The Point.
There's No Reason For A Woman Like You
To Have To Struggle So Just To Eke Out A Meager Existence.
Why Don't You Put The Place Up For Sale?
>> But I Don't Want To Sell The Farm.
You Know How Much It Means To Me.
>> Yes, I Do.
My Company Is Going To Do Great Things In The Islands.
And As My Wife You Could--
>> I Could Have Anything My Heart Desires.
An I Know You Mean That, Cal.
But Don't You See? It Just Isn't Possible.
Even If--
With The Amount Of Money I Owe You,
It Is Not Proper For Us To Talk About Anything
But A Business Relationship.
>> The Money Means Nothing. You Know That.
It Means Nothing At All.
>> It Does To Me. >> Henrietta, I Wish--
>> Please.
>> Well, You Know How I Feel About You.
That Isn't Going To Change.
If Ever I Can Do Anything, You Just Let Me Know.
>> Of Course.
Good-Bye.
[Clicking Tongue]
[Shouting And Laughter]
>> And Who Are They?
>> Those Are The Workers.
>> The Workers? >> Yep.
>> Well, What Do They Do When They're Not Working?
>> Oh, There's Lots Of Work. We Own 10,000 Acres.
Biggest Potato Farm On The Island.
>> 10,000 Acres Of Potatoes?
>> Most Of It's Just Open Country.
Potatoes Haven't Been Doing Too Well.
[Shouts And Laughter]
>> 10,000 Acres, Huh?
That's A Good-Size Pea Patch, Even Where I Come From.
>> Where's That? >> Texas.
Yeah, There You Could Ride For A Month In Any Direction
And Never Touch A Fence.
>> It Must Be Beautiful. >> Oh, It Is.
>> Costain, Do You Think You Could Ever Like It Here?
>> Me? No, No.
No, This Fruit Bowl Ain't For Me.
Some People Might Like It Just Fine, Though.
>> Suppose You're Going Back To Texas, Huh?
>> You Bet.
>> You Got A Wife There?
>> Haven't Met The Woman That Could Afford Me.
>> Then You Never Did Have One.
>> Nope.
Had Smallpox Once, Though. Amounts To About The Same Thing.
>> Yeah.
I Guess You've Never Wanted To Settle Down
And Live With Someone, No Matter How Nice She Was, Huh?
>> You Got That Right.
>> But You Can't Have Kids If You Ain't Married.
>> Yeah. Ain't That A Mercy?
>> What Are You Gonna Do When You Get Old?
>> Die, I Guess.
>> No, I Mean Before That.
Who'll Take Care Of You If You Don't Have A Son?
>> I'll Say One Thing For You.
You Get A Notion, You Sure Hang Onto It, Burton.
>> Booton!
>> Oh, Yeah. [Triangle Ringing]
What's That? >> Come On!
[Clanging]
[Cattle Lowing]
[Chattering]
[Dramatic Music]
♪ ♪
>> Hey, Hopu... [Speaking Native Language]
[Cattle Lowing]
>> Oh, No, Those Cattle Again.
[Suspenseful Music]
♪ ♪
>> Hyah! Go On, Get Out!
>> Hey! Hey, Hey!
>> Costain!
>> Hey!
Wait! Wait!
>> Costain, Come On!
[Alarmed Lowing]
>> Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!
[Upbeat Music]
♪ ♪
[Snorting]
>> Hyah!
[Snorts]
[Bull Bellowing]
>> Costain! Costain!
[Bellowing]
>> Turn Around, Son. Face Him!
Don't Move. Freeze.
[Snorting]
[Bull Bellowing]
[Costain Straining]
[Excited Chatter]
>> All Right, Boy, Run For The House.
[Laughter]
[Bull Bellows]
Get Out Of Here!
>> You Shoulda Seen That Critter, Mama.
I Was Really Scared.
And Then He Kept Twisting That Bull's Head
Until It Fell Over.
And Then He Let It Go, And It Ran Off.
>> Why, It Must Have Been Quite A Sight.
So...You Know How To Tame Them.
>> It's Not A Matter Of Taming 'Em, Ma'am.
It's Just A Matter Of Handling 'Em.
>> You Could Sure Handle 'Em.
Just Like You Handled That Old Bull.
Pow! Right, Costain?
>> Booton! Mr. Costain.
>> Mr. Costain,
You Could Probably Make Those Old Cattle Do
Whatever You Took A Mind To, Couldn't You?
>> I Don't Know About That.
It Doesn't Make Much Difference.
I Mean, No Point In Talking About It.
You Folks Are In The Potato Business.
>> Were In The Potato Business.
Prices Have Dropped Off Terribly.
>> Well, Seems To Me Like
You're Struggling Your Way Past A Dollar
Just To Grub After A Dime.
You Know, You Can Get $20 A Head For Them Cattle In California.
But What You Do Is Your Business.
Me, I'm On My Way To Texas.
As A Matter Of Fact, Mrs. Macavoy,
Did You Find Anything In The Way Of A Ship For Me
When You Were In Town?
>> Oh, No.
I Think It's The Wrong Time Of Year...
>> But Mama-- >> For Ships!
I Mean...
>> Well, I'll Just Have To Make Do.
I Won't Be Imposing On You Folks.
I'll Head Into Town Tomorrow And Wait.
>> Well, As Long As You're Going To Wait,
You Might As Well Wait Here.
>> Beg Your Pardon, Ma'am?
>> Um, And Work, I Mean.
Uh, Uh, Help Out. I Could Pay You.
A Little, Not Much.
>> Room And Board Too, Right, Mama?
>> I Don't Know, Uh...
>> Just For A While.
>> Until You Earn Some Money.
You'll Need Some Money, Mr. Costain.
And Who Knows...
With Your Help We Might Turn This Sorry Potato Farm
Into The First And Only Wild Cattle Ranch In Hawaii.
>> You, Uh...
You Sure You're Not From Texas, Miss, Macavoy?
>> [Chuckles] You Will Stay, Won't You?
>> Won't You, Costain?
>> Well, I'll Hit Her A Lick And See What Happens.
But That's All I'll Promise.
>> Aloha.
>> [All] Aloha, Miss Maca.
>> I Want To Talk To You This Morning
About Some Changes That Are Going To Be Made
On The Farm Today.
Mr. Costain Is A Cattleman From Texas.
And He Knows How To Handle The Animals,
As You All Saw Yesterday.
>> Yeah, He's Very Good.
>> We Have Not Been Doing Well With Our Potatoes.
Mr. Costain Feels We Would Do Better
If We Caught The Animals And Sold Them.
[Concerned Murmurs]
>> Oh, No, Wait, Wait. Uh, Wait.
You Mustn't Be Frightened.
Mr. Costain Assures Me
That The Animals Can Be Handled.
>> [Speaking Native Language]
And He Is Going To Teach Us How.
Aren't You, Mr. Costain?
[Confused Murmurs]
>> All Right, Now, This Here Animal Is A Horse.
Now, Y'all Gotta Have One Of These
To Chase Them Brush Doggies Out There.
Brush Doggies, That's Cattle.
You Need One Of These To Keep Up With The Cattle.
There's Only Two Things You Gotta Know About A Horse.
How To Get On, And How To Stay On.
Now, This Is Your Saddle.
This Is Where You're Gonna Sit When You Ride.
You Just Sit In There Like A Rocking Chair.
You Savvy?
Just Walk Up Here And Put Your Foot In The Stirrup.
That's The Stirrup. That's Right--Right There.
See It? Put Your Foot In The Stirrup
And Just Swing Right Up. See?
[Cheers And Applause]
Good. Now, Who's Gonna Be The First To Try?
[Chatter And Laughter]
Now The One Thing You Can't Learn To Do
Is Ride Without Getting On. Now, Come On.
>> Hey, You Go, Go, Go, Go!
>> Hey! >> Come On.
All Right, Now, Y'all Watch Him.
[Cheers And Laughter]
>> Turn Around. Go On, Turn Around.
[Laughter]
[Horse Whinnying]
[Cheers And Laughter]
[Laughter]
>> All Right, Now You Try It.
[Playful Music]
♪ ♪
[Laughter]
>> Yes, It's True, They Do Like Their Fun.
>> Like? They'd Rather Giggle Than Laugh.
They'd Rather Laugh Than Eat.
They're Like A Bunch Of Kids Out There.
A Schoolgirl'd Be More Sober, Ma'am.
>> Well, Now, After They Get To Know You Better
And Understand What You're Trying To Teach Them--
>> Oh, And Another Thing.
You Say You Can't Buy Any Horses.
Then How Do You Expect Me To Work Cattle
With One Old, Wall-Eyes Refugee From A Glue Factory?
>> Well, Maybe--
>> If You Could Get 'Em,
You Don't Have Any Bridles, Saddles, Blankets.
You Don't Have Any Spurs, Boots.
Ma'am, They Don't Even Have Anything Decent To Wear.
>> Well, If We Need Horses,
Perhaps I Can Get Some.
I--I--I Don't Know How.
Yes, I Do.
I Can Get Horses, And I Will.
And Their Clothes May Not Suit You,
But They Find Them Very Comfortable.
>> Yes, Ma'am, Comfortable.
I Think That's The Right Word For It.
>> Besides, Anything They Need They Can Make Here.
There Isn't A Single Thing Needed
That We Can't Make Right Here, Except For A--
A Little Determination And Leadership
From A Man Who Has The Know-How.
And That Is A Fact, Mr. Costain.
>> When Are You Gonna Stop Calling Me Mr. Costain, Ma'am?
>> When You Stop Calling Me "Ma'am," Mr. Costain.
>> It's Just A Formality, Henrietta.
I Don't Think You Should Even Bother To Sign It.
>> I Will Not Take Another Loan From You
Without Giving Proper Security.
>> This Is A Mortgage For All Of Your Property.
It's Disproportionate. It's Not Necessary.
>> Cal, I Owe You A Great Deal.
Now I Need More Money.
And This Is The Only Way I'll Take It.
Business Is Business.
>> Even Between Us? >> Especially Between Us.
>> All Right.
>> Thank You Very Much. And Good Night, Cal.
>> Good Night, Henrietta.
>> [Chuckles] A Little Favor For The Lady?
>> As A Matter Of Fact, Yes.
>> Hmm, Whenever She Needs Money,
She Can Always Ask You.
>> And I Give.
>> And Now The Mortgage.
Maybe If She Owe You More Than She Can Pay Back...
>> You Could Say That Mrs. Macavoy And I
Finally Are Partners.
[Cheering And Laughing]
All Right, That's Enough. That's Enough.
You Can Get Off.
[Laughter]
All Right, Now, Who's Next?
>> Malakoma, Mr. Costain Is Working
Under My Orders.
Do You Hear Me?!
>> What Is It? What Does He Want?
>> He Doesn't Like You At All. >> He's Challenging You.
>> Yeah, He Thinks He's Something Special Around Here.
>> All Right, Partner, You're Something Special.
Come On, Leleo.
>> Malakoma!
>> If He's Lookin' To Get A Rise Out Of Me,
He Just Did It.
>> No, You Mustn't. He'll Kill You!
[Suspenseful Music]
♪ ♪
>> Well, You Won That One, All Right.
>> Here, Let Me Show You How We Do It Where I Come From.
Now You Get Off This Land.
And Don't Come Back.
[Ominous Music]
♪ ♪
Come On, Leleo, Get Up There.
Come On, Leleo.
Come On, Leleo, Get Up There.
[Horses Whinnying]
>> They're Coming! They're Coming!
Mom, Costain, They're Here!
Come On, They're Here!
[Upbeat Horse Arrival Music]
♪ ♪
[Dogs Barking]
>> Move! Move, You!
Move! Move!
Ah, Thanks, Boss.
>> First The Blanket, Then The Saddle.
[Horse Whinnying]
[Laughter]
>> Where You Going, Batton? >> Booton!
Aw, Shucks, What's The Use?
I Can't Get The Dang Thing To Work Anyhow.
>> In My Outfit We Only Quit When It's Too Dark To Work
Or Time To Eat.
I Didn't Here The Dinner Bell, Did You?
Now, You Put The Stirrup Up Over The Horn Like This.
>> Unh!
>> Now, Go To Work.
[Laughter]
>> Put The Reins Together.
Hold 'Em In One Hand. That's It, Giddyup.
Go On.
Keep In A Circle. Keep In A Circle!
Slow Down. Slow Down.
Keep Your Feet In There.
Bitten, Not Up And Down.
Sit In There Like A Rocking Chair.
>> Booton!
[Laughter]
[Lighthearted Music]
♪ ♪
>> You Wrap It Around And You Get It Tight.
Got That?
All Right, Kimo, It's Your Turn.
>> Get 'Em, Kimo!
>> Get 'Em. >> Go Get 'Em.
[Cheers And Applause]
[Laughter]
>> But They Are Learning. Actually Learning.
It's Amazing.
>> You're Making Yourself The Laughing Stock Of The Island.
One Of The Captains Was Saying They're Even Talking About It
In Lahaina.
>> Good Luck.
>> Hyah!
[Goat Bleating]
>> Ready, Boss.
>> Go Ahead.
>> [Whooping]
[Laughter]
[Bleating]
>> What Do We Do Now, Boss?
>> You Could Try Some Card Tricks.
>> We Fine, Boss. We Not Have Enough Yet.
>> Well, I Have.
>> Mr. Costain.
Mr. Costain...
I'd Like You To Meet A Friend Of Mine.
Mr. Bryson, Mr. Costain.
>> Mr. Bryson. >> Mr. Costain.
So That's The Way You Plan To Catch Wild Cattle.
>> Well, Not Exactly, No. [Laughter]
>> Mrs. Macavoy Tells Me You're New On The Island.
Where You From? >> Texas.
>> Texas? How Did You Happen To Come To Kauai?
>> I Was Unhappy With My Last Employer.
>> [Chuckles] Who Was That?
>> Mr. Bryson Tells Me It's Impossible
To Load Cattle Onto Boats In These Waters.
>> It Was Tried Once On The Big Island.
Two Ships Ran On The Reefs,
And There Is No Anchorage Further Out.
>> Well, Don't They Have Docks In Hialhea?
>> Never Needed Them.
>> Well, How Do They Load, Then?
>> Mostly By Longboat.
Can You Imagine Trying To Load Cattle By Longboat?
>> Well, There's Gotta Be A Way. There Always Is.
Just A Matter Of Finding It.
>> Mr. Costain Says There Ain't Never Been A Horse
That Ain't Been Rode, And There Ain't Never Been A Rider
That Ain't Been Throwed.
>> [Chuckling] Is That What He Says?
Well, I Won't Challenge The Statement,
But I Will The Grammar.
>> Grammar Never Was My Strong Suit.
>> Young Man, You Are Sprouting Up Like A Weed.
>> At Least He's Got Good Rock Candy.
>> I Beg Your Pardon? >> Excuse Me.
>> Good Morning, Boss.
>> Where Are They?
>> Oh, Boys Not Tell Me, Boss.
Hey, Maybe They Go Work Someplace Else, Yes?
>> Yeah. Yeah, Maybe It'll Snow This Afternoon Too.
But I Doubt It.
[Voices, Laughter]
[Laughing And Whooping]
>> Whoo...Hey, Hey!
>> Yee-Haa! Whoo!
>> Let's Get Outta Here!
>> What Do You Think You're Doing Down There?!
>> [Shouts Indistinctly]
>> Whoo-Hoo!
>> Costain!
Look Out, Costain!
>> Aah!
>> Are You All Right, Costain?
>> [Coughs] Fine!
Just Fine!
>> You Just Can't Expect
To Change A Whole Culture Overnight.
>> I Don't Have The Least Notion Of Changing It.
If You'll Just Give Me My Wages,
I Won't Be Troubling You Any Further.
>> You Know, This Is Sunday.
They're Entitled To Some Recreation.
>> Well, There Just Ain't Any Sundays When It's Roundup
Till The Job Gets Done.
>> Well, Perhaps If You Met Them Halfway
They Would Be Able--
>> Ma'am, There Aren't Any Halfways
In The Cattle Business.
Look, It'd Be Easier To Make A Cherry Pie
Out Of Barbed Wire
Than To Make A Cowboy Out Of The Best Of The Lot Of 'Em.
They Just Ain't Cut Out For Workin'.
>> Booton Says They're Really Trying.
>> That's What's Frightening. They Are.
>> Well, If They're Showing Progress...
>> They're Not Showing Progress, They're Just Trying.
It Ain't The Same Thing.
Look, Ma'am, Suppose I Could Whip Them Into Shape.
It's Not Possible, But Just Suppose I Did.
Running Cattle Is...
Well, It's Not Just Riding And Roping.
It Takes-- It Takes Purpose.
And You Just Can't Teach That To Someone
Like You Can Teach 'Em To Sit A Horse.
I Figure You Owe Me $17, But Whatever You Think's Right.
>> Mr. Costain...
I Could, Uh, Raise Your Salary.
>> It's Not The Money, Ma'am.
I Think I Oughta Get Back To Texas
Before I Lose All My Stitchin'.
I Mean, I Have Nightmares About These People
You Wouldn't Believe.
>> Well, This Won't Get You Back To Texas.
>> Well, It'll Get Me Started.
>> Couldn't You At Least Wait Until Morning?
>> I Mean...
>> No, Ma'am, I Don't Think So.
If I Wait Around Till Morning, It'll Just Make Things Tougher
Than They Ought To Be.
Miss Macavoy...
There Ain't Nothin' Personal In All This.
You People Been Mighty Kind To Me.
Good-Bye, Ma'am.
>> Costain.
Costain!
Mama! Mama!
Mama... Where Is He, Mama?
>> He's Gone, Son.
>> Gone? You Mean Forever?
>> I'm Afraid So.
>> But How Could You Do It?
How Could You Just Let Him Go Like That?!
>> I Didn't Just Let Him Go.
He's A Man. He Does What He Wants To.
I Couldn't Stop Him.
>> Well, You Could've Tried!
You Could've Got Me Up. I Would've Made Him Stay.
>> Booton, Please.
>> I Bet $20.
>> 20 And...Raise 20.
>> That Puts Me Out.
I Don't Have Anything To Bet With.
>> Oh, I Wouldn't Say That.
Five Card Stud, Gentlemen.
>> What's He Doing Here?
>> Taking Money Away From Fools.
[Laughs]
He's Been Winning All Night.
>> I See You Found An Easier Way To Make A Living.
>> Empty Chair If You Feel Like Sitting In.
>> Ace Bets.
>> Don't Talk Unless You're In The Game.
Bet 20.
>> [Laughs]
>> Hope You Gentlemen Will Forgive Me,
But I Got A Ship To Catch.
>> Are You Leaving The Islands?
>> Well, Thanks To These Gentlemen Gamblers.
Captain, If You Ever Dock In Fort Worth, You Look Me Up.
I'll Give You A Chance To Get Even.
>> You Stay.
We Be Cowboy For You, Boss.
>> No Swim, No Fish. Not Even Sunday.
We Work Hard, Boss.
>> No Water Slide. Not Any Kind Of Play.
>> They Mean It, Costain. Really.
>> We Got Clothes Good For Catch Cows.
>> Our Pants No Good, Boss? >> You Stay, Boss.
>> Come On, Costain. >> Please Stay, Boss.
>> Who Belongs To This Boat?
>> Me, Mister.
>> Could You Row Me Out To That Ship Out There?
>> It's A Long Row.
[Cowboys Pleading]
>> Please Stay, Costain.
>> Stay. >> Come On, Costain.
Come On, Costain, Don't Go.
>> [All Talking At Once]
>> Costain, You Promised To Work.
Costain, I Didn't Hear The Dinner Bell Ring.
Did You?!
>> Turn Around And Row For Shore.
>> [All Cheering]
>> And He Bought Boots For All Of Them?
>> Yep, With His Poker Money.
He Said We Just Had To Have 'Em If We Were Gonna Run Cattle.
Look There.
[Happy Chatter]
>> Mighty Good, Boss.
>> We Gonna Ride 'Em Now.
[Chatter And Laughter]
[Upbeat Music]
♪ ♪
>> Ole!
[Cheering]
>> Yahoo!
[Cheering]
>> We Finished Now, Boss. >> Great, Huh?
>> Yeah, Boss!
>> Well, All We Gotta Do Now Is Fill It Up.
>> That's A Great Deal Of Money, Malakoma.
More Than You Can Earn In A Year.
You Did Not Get It From Me.
You Didn't Come Here.
Do You Understand?
>> You, Malakoma, Not Talk.
>> That's It.
I Don't Care How You Do It.
But I Don't Want Those Cattle Rounded Up For Sale.
>> Costain! Costain!
>> Yeah, What Is It, Lili?
>> [Speaking Native Language]
>> What?
>> Animal In Field, Boss.
>> Oh, Yeah?
All Right, Let's Just See What You've Learned.
Let's Go.
[Exciting Music]
♪ ♪
Kimo, Cut Your Teeth.
Kimo, Shake That Loop Out And Go To It.
Hyah!
[Concerned Murmurs]
>> Kimo, What's Wrong? What Happened?
[Ominous Music]
♪ ♪
>> How Does He Know He's Dying
If He Doesn't Even Know What's Wrong With Him?
>> They Call It "Death By Sorcery."
>> Witch Doctor.
>> Malakoma Is One Of Them.
I Don't Believe In It, But They Believe It,
And That's What Matters.
That's Why They Won't Work For You.
>> But Why Kimo? It's Me He's After.
>> I Don't Know.
I Suppose He Feels That's The Way To Get To You.
>> [Woman Chanting, Wailing]
>> Liliha, What's The Matter With You, Woman?
Liliha. Liliha!
Liliha, It's Costain. Now, Stop It!
>> Malakoma Get You, Costain, For Sure.
You Leave Here Or You Die.
>> You Just Tell Me Where He Is.
>> Malakoma Say Two More Day, Kimo Die.
Then Liliha.
>> I'm Not Leaving.
So If We're Gonna Die, We're Gonna Die.
The Only Chance We Have Is If You Tell Me
Where Malakoma Is.
Now, Tell Me, Liliha.
>> Him Go To Boo Ground, Live All Alone
In Caverns Of Dead Gods.
[Ominous Music]
♪ ♪
[Ominous Music]
♪ ♪
>> Oh, You're Lucky I Need You Alive.
>> All Right, Now, Loud And Clear.
Do It.
Do Whatever It Is You Have To Do,
Or You And Me Are Gonna Bump Heads Again.
Now, Do It!
>> [Speaking Native Language]
>> What's He Say, Liliha?
>> He Say Kimo No Die Now. No More Ah-Nana.
>> Kimo?
>> The Spell Is Over.
>> You Bet It's Over. For Good.
>> No, No, Kimo. You Rest.
>> Yes, Miss Maca.
>> Booton, You Watch Him.
>> You Better Go Find Yourself Another Island, Buster.
Get Going.
Well, Don't Stand Around.
Show's Over. Come On, Come On.
We Got A Lot Of Work To Do. Move.
>> Hey, Boss, You The Best.
>> Mr. Costain.
They'll Never Forget You For What You've Done.
They'll Do Anything For You Now.
>> We'll See Who Forgets Who
When The Going Gets Rough, Ma'am.
>> Just Remember What You Learned And Use It.
You Might Come Out Of This Day In One Piece.
Mount Up.
Well, Miss Macavoy,
You May Or May Not Own A Bunch Of Maverick At Sundown,
But At Least You Won't Have To Wonder Anymore.
Today's The Day That Tells It All.
>> I Know, Mr. Costain. Thank You.
[Up-Tempo Riding Music]
♪ ♪
[Cattle Lowing]
>> They're Bunched Up In The Brush.
That Ain't Good.
Don't Try To Rope 'Em In There.
Just Haze 'Em Out In The Open
So You Can Throw A Good Loop At 'Em.
All Right, Let's Cut Brush.
>> Hyah! Hyah!
[Shouting And Whistling]
>> Whoa, Not The First Time, Boy.
You're Ready, But You're Not That Ready.
No, You Just Hang Back And Watch How It Goes This Time.
Next Time Out It'll Be You And Me.
[Shouting And Calling Out]
[Exciting Music]
♪ ♪
[Steer Bellowing]
>> Yee-Haw!
[Steer Bellowing]
>> Hey!
>> Hyah! Hee!
[Steer Bellowing]
>> Whoa!
Hy-Ooh!
>> ♪ With My Boots In The Saddle ♪
♪ And My Hand On A Horn ♪
♪ I'm The Best Dang Cowpuncher Ever Was Born ♪
♪ Come'a Kai-Yi Yippee Yippee Yay Yippee Yay ♪
♪ Come'a Kai-Yi Yippee Yippee Yay ♪
♪ Get Bacon And Beans Most Every Day ♪
♪ I'll Soon Go To Grazin' On Prairie Hay ♪
♪ Come'a Kai-Yi Yippee Yippee Yay Yippee Yay ♪
♪ Come'a Kai-Yi Yippee Yippee Yay ♪
♪ You Can Sing To The Cattle You Can Sing To The Birds ♪
♪ And It Ain't Gonna Matter If You Don't Know The Words ♪
♪ Come'a Kai-Yi Yippee Yippee Yay Yippee Yay ♪
♪ Come'a Kai-Yi Yippee Yippee Yay ♪
♪ Come'a Kai-Yi Yippee Yippee Yay Yippee Yay ♪
♪ Come'a Kai-Yi Yippee Yippee Yay ♪
>> I Told You They Could Do It, Costain.
>> Well, If They Can Learn To Punch Cattle
As Well As They Can Learn To Sing,
They'll Be All Right.
♪ I'm Goin' To The Wagon Gonna Draw Out My Pay ♪
♪ And I Ain't Runnin' Cattle Even One More Day ♪
♪ Come'a Kai-Yi Yippee Yippee Yay Yippee Yay ♪
♪ Come'a Kai-Yi Yippee Yippee Yay ♪
♪ Come'a Kai-Yi Yippee Yippee Yay Yippee Yay ♪
♪ Come'a Kai-Yi Yippee Yippee Yay ♪
♪ Come'a Kai-Yi Yippee Yippee Yay Yippee Yay ♪
♪ Come'a Kai-Yi Yippee Yippee Yay ♪
>> Well, Just Because It Ain't Never Been Done
Don't Mean It Won't Work.
>> A Little Leadership And Determination, Mr. Costain.
>> Yes, Ma'am.
>> Hyah!
This Is Just A Dry Run To See If It Works.
I Want To Take 'Em Right Out To Blue Water.
[Cattle Lowing]
>> You All Set, Bitten?
>> Booton!
>> All Right, Let's Give It A Try.
>> Okay. >> All Right, Boss.
>> All Right, Pole, Pole!
All Right, Keep It Smooth.
Hold, Baby, Hold.
[Bellowing]
Easy, Now. Easy, Now.
[Steer Bellowing]
Whoa, Baby, Whoa.
Now Hold.
Don't Let 'Em Shift To That Side.
They're Movin' Around-- [Steer Bellowing]
Don't Let 'Em Shift Over There.
They're All Moving Over There.
Keep 'Em Over.
Keep 'Em Over To The Other Side.
[Bellowing]
>> I Jammed My Foot On A Log.
>> Don't Let--Don't--
Get That Brindle Back On The Other Side.
Pick 'Em Up. Pick 'Em Up!
[Cowboys Calling Out]
>> Come On, This Way.
[Bellowing]
>> You're Not So Ornery When You Can't Get Your Feet Planted,
Are Ya, Huh?
You'll Tow Like A Wash Tub With Horns,
But I Think You Just Gave Me The Answer, Bossy.
Yee-Hah!
>> What Makes You Think You Can Get Them Critters
Out To The Ship, Young Fella?
>> What Makes You Think I Can't?
>> Well, No One Ever Has, Lad.
>> That's Beside The Point, Captain.
Do You Want The Cattle Or Don't You?
>> Oh, Indeed I Do, Little Lady.
As Bad As You Want To Sell 'Em.
I'll Give You $15 A Head, Loaded On.
>> Sir, You're A Captain, Not A Pirate.
$20 A Head. Not A Penny Less.
Alongside.
>> Hmm.
>> $17.50, On Board.
And There's No Profit In It For Me.
>> Uh, A Gentleman Is Not Supposed To Lie
In The Presence Of A Lady.
$20.
Alongside.
>> Upon My Word, Lad, I Wish
You'd Have Left The Little Lady At Home.
All Right, $20 It Is, On--
Both: Alongside.
>> Thank You Very Much.
>> But You're Not Leaving So Soon.
>> Oh, We'd Love To Stay, Captain,
But We've Got Some More Cattle To Sell, Haven't We?
>> Yes, Indeed, We Have. Good Day.
>> It's Impossible To Load Cattle Aboard Those Boats!
>> I Would Not Bet Against That Man.
No. Not On Anything.
>> And He Can't Deliver Cattle He Can't Find.
Can He?
What?
>> Stampede Them.
Can You Do It?
>> With Some Guns And A Little Help, They'll Go.
[Anxious Lowing]
>> It Doesn't Really Hurt 'Em. I Mean, They're A Tough Breed.
It's Not Always True.
It Just Depends On Where You Are At The Time.
[Disturbed Lowing]
But You Only Do That With... Yearlings...
Even Though You've Got A Long Winter Coming On.
[Cattle Calls Getting Louder]
Of Course, Your Winter Here Only Lasts About 20 Minutes.
>> What's Wrong, Costain?
[Gunshots]
>> Stampede. Stampede!
Get Everybody Out Of These Huts!
Everybody Out! Everybody Out!
[Gunshots]
>> Liliha, It's A Stampede.
Get All The Women And Children To The Beach.
You Men Saddle Your Horses. Now Move, Move!
>> [Speaking Native Language] Stampede!
[Gunshots]
>> Go Get Your Mother.
[Shouting And Gunshots]
>> Liliha, I Told You To Take 'Em To The Beach, Now Go!
>> Linc, What Do We Do?
>> Get Under There.
>> Hyah! [Gunshots]
[Cowboys Whooping]
>> You Take Care Of Your Mother.
[Dramatic Music]
[Cowboys Shouting And Whooping]
♪ ♪
>> [Shouting Orders]
>> Come Back. Stay With Me!
>> Hopu, Kimo, Turn 'Em. Turn 'Em!
[All Shouting]
>> Whoa...Aah!
>> Marruja!
>> For Two Bits I'd Take You Apart
And Feed You To The Hogs.
But I Need You For Something Else.
Come On.
>> Psst.
>> Where The Devil Have You Been?
What Happened Out There?
>> The Stampede, Bryson.
It Was Quite A Ruckus.
Shoulda Been Out There Yourself.
>> What Are You Doing Here?
>> Getting Ready To Have You Put Away.
But First There's The Little Matter
Of Mrs. Macavoy's Note-- I Want It.
>> Note? You Can't--
That's A Legal Document. She Owes That Money To Me.
>> After Tonight, With The Cattle She Lost...
The Grounds And The Buildings Getting Torn Up.
I Figure You And The Lady Are About Even, Mister.
I Want The Note.
[Cocks Pistol] Now.
>> All Right, I'll Get It For You.
>> What's Going On?
>> He's All Yours.
>> All Right, On Your Feet.
Come On, Now. Let's Go.
[Cowboys Shouting]
[Horse Whinneys]
>> Watch Out, Now!
>> Captain.
>> It's Good To See You, Ma'am.
And Especially Your Merchandise.
>> All Right, Oka...
Throw A Loop On One, Move Him Out.
>> Right Away, Boss.
[Bellowing]
>> Hey...Oh--Oh!
>> All Right, Let Him Go.
[Steer Bellowing]
[Inspiring Music]
♪ ♪
>> Keep Pulling. Steady.
Tie Him Down. Tie Him Down.
>> All Right, Take 'Em Out.
>> Well, Barring Tidal Waves And Barbary Pirates,
You're About To Be In The Cattle Business,
All The Way.
[Steer Bellowing]
Come To Think Of It,
I Think We Can Handle A Tidal Wave.
>> Stand By. >> Stand By.
>> Away The Sling.
>> Bring Him Up.
>> Hoist 'Em Away!
[Bellowing]
>> Lower Away.
>> Easy Does It.
>> Steady As She Goes.
[Lighthearted Music]
♪ ♪
>> Hey, You Know,
I Think I Sold Them Boys Short When I Said
They Couldn't Drive Hot Nails In A Snow Bank.
I Think They Could. I Really Think They Could.
Henrietta...
What Are You Crying About?
>> I Don't Know.
I Guess I Never Really Believed It Would Happen.
>> You Made A Believer Out Of Me, Costain.
Missus, Here's Your Money.
>> Oh. >> Coin Of The Realm!
A Berth And A Mate's Pay To Anyone
Who'll Nursemaid Them Cows Back To California.
>> Well, That's My Chance To Get Back To Texas.
I Don't Know, Captain. That's Right Tempting,
But I Don't Think I Could Leave Miss Macavoy
With Them Pineapple Cowboys.
I Mean, They'd Drive Her Dingy,
And I'm About The Only One Around
Who Knows How To Handle 'Em.
>> Well, Suit Yourself, Lad. And I Don't Blame You.
But I Gotta Get Them Cows To California.
Thank You. Thanks To Both Of You.
>> Good-Bye. >> Good-Bye, Now.
>> Then You Are Going To Stay.
At Least For A While, Linc.
>> Well, For A While, Yeah. For A While.
You Know, Till They Get The Hang Of It.
Then I'm Gonna Get Off This Flower Pot.
>> Mama! Mama!
>> Good Heavens, We're Right Here.
>> Tarnation, Mom.
I Swam One Of Those Critters Out Just Smooth As Butter.
Did You See?
>> Of Course We Did, Dear.
And Nobody Could Have Done It Better.
>> Oh, Well, Now, That's A Little Thick.
Don't You Think?
Ain't Nobody Gonna Pin A Rose On You
Just For Doing Your Job.
You Remember That, Booton.
>> Mom--Mom, He Called Me By My Right Name!
Did You Hear Him?
He Said It Right For The First Time.
>> Can We Do It Together This Time?
Can We?
>> Well...Can't Think Of Any Reason Why Not.
Throw Your Loop.